KINGDOM ARCHIVES

"Brimstone, oh Brimstone! I just completed a preliminary scan of the Hourglass archives and without putting too fine a point on it, this database is extraordinary. gasps I see artifacts and dates that span the entire length of human history, carbon dated technology that completely upends our understanding of material science, biological readings that have significant repercussions for evolutionary- Ohhh listen, I've barely scratched the surface. I uh. I need more time. I know, you're going to say no, but I also want you to know that if you want me to leave you'll have to send Kay/O to drag me away or some such laughs okay, that's it, back to my- ooh ooh ooh ooh please tell Raze that I saw her missed calls and that I'm fine. I'm just having such a good-"