KINGDOM ARCHIVES

"All it takes is a little nudge."

"Shudders. The hair on the back of my neck is standing up. That's never a good sign. Safeties off, please!"

"Does everyone have the good luck charms I gave them? Keep them in your pocket. Or pocket equivalent."

"You know that feeling when you see something out of the corner of your eye, but then nothing's there? You did see something, it's just not there anymore."

"What are the odds our duplicates ate the same thing as us for breakfast? I hope it's high!"

"Oh. These are humanoid opponents! I prepared for something more... existential. This works too!"

"This academy was good to me. I sharpened my powers, I sharpened my social skills... Now I'm totally normal."

"Does anyone else wonder if our molecular transposition isn't perfect when we travel here? 'Cause I think about it all the time."

"It's simple, really: Plant the spike, detonate the spike, risk reality destabilization, leave."

"So! Which conspiracy are we covering today? Invaders from the other side? Ok, pretty standard."

"Confirming the presence of hostile anomalous duplicates. Marking for cleanup."

"Oh, yeah! I have to call my mom!"

"Mission complete. Abnormality index within tolerable limits."

"I'll add this win to the file."

"Sighs. Finally. My brain is tired."